[He smirked, unable to really laugh at himself just yet, but plenty able to find the amusement in it. He shoved another bite of food into his mouth in retaliation, chewing thoughtfully.]

I mean it, though. Until last summer, I'd never been bothered by any of this. Sure, I had an idea that I might not like women, but I'd never seen a guy I liked, either. Not enough to really... [He gestured with his fork.] Think about it. And then last summer I was suddenly surrounded by all of you beautiful people, but it had nothing to do with your beauty? I don't know. It doesn't make any sense to me.

Basically, I'm blaming my newfound libido on you guys. Deal with it.